Looners and Globophobes – Loving Balloons and Hating Them
They say there’s a thin line between love and hate. Actually, maybe it’s not a thin line but an inflatable piece of rubber filled with oxygen or helium. We’re talking about balloons, and the love or...
View ArticleMontauk: Hipsters Go Away
People walking around Montauk these days may come across a sign of a fedora with a slash through it. The sign can be read this way: Hipsters Go Away. You see, Montauk is just a little hamlet located in...
View ArticleFriendship is Magic: Rise of the Bronies
A few months ago I had never heard the term bronies before. But somebody had jokingly posted a picture on my Facebook page of Derpy Hooves surrounded by muffins. Someone else asked, incredulously, if...
View ArticleBlack Friday 2012 – Chaos, Videos
It’s here: Black Friday 2012. And as with all Black Fridays in the past, you can expect… trouble. The day is only half over and already we’ve got some Black Friday 2012 videos, which includes shopping...
View ArticleGirl Gets Tattoo Artist’s Name On Her Face After Meeting Him
A Russian girl got a tattoo artist’s name inked across her face only 24 hours after meeting him! Lesya met Rouslan Toumaniantz in an online chat room, fell in love with him almost immediately, met the...
View ArticleMan Wins Stuffed Banana But Loses Life Savings
Henry Gribbohm goes to a carnival game and walks away with a stuffed banana (with dreadlocks!). However, he loses everything else – this would be his entire life savings of $2,600. Said Gribbohm about...
View ArticleToilet Water Used For Coffee In Hong Kong Starbucks
“Water? You mean, like in the toilet?” That’s a line from Mike Judge’s Idiocracy, but it applies to a recent Starbucks cafe located in the Bank of China tower, Hong Kong. In this particular Hong Kong...
View ArticleOrlando Area Robber Breaks In Through Grease Trap
An Orlando-area robber broke into a convenience store by sliding down through a grease trap on the roof. Chad Winslow, 34, broke into Sam’s Discount Food Store (2662 Apopka Boulevard, Apopka) and stole...
View ArticleFlordia, Flori-duh – Florida Sign Misspelled
In the Flori-duh department, which is a department that keeps getting bigger all the time, a Florida sign was misspelled and had to be replaced. In this case, the road sign spelled Florida as “Flordia”...
View ArticleKTVU Anchor Tori Campbell Announces Fake Asian Pilots Names
Here’s some more evidence that news anchors are mostly line-reading zombies. KTVU Channel 2, the Fox-affiliated TV station serving the San Francisco area, has apologized for an on-air “gaffe” which...
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